Lumberghian Management

A classic scene from Office Space---Manager Lumbergh speaks to Milton, a long-time employee, after relocating his cubicle to the basement of the facility:

Lumbergh: "Milton."

Milton: "Yes?"

Lumbergh: "What's happening?"

Milton: "I wanted to speak to you--"

Lumbergh: "Say, Milton, you know what'd be great?"

Milton: "Wh-- No."

Lumbergh: "Since you're down here, it would be really great if you could just sort of take care of the cockroach problem we've been having in here."

Milton: "No, that's not really my job, and I-- I haven't received my paycheck this week--"

Lumbergh: "So, for now, why don't you get yourself a flashlight and a can of pesticide..."

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